OMG LMAO

5:30 pm. At work.

Hi guys, you can't believe what happened to day.

I received a phone call from a cheap guy.

I said " Hello?"

He said " Hello, we received your application for the post XXX and we would like to arrange an interview with you"

I said "which company are you calling from?"

He said "We're a private company, you can find out more information on our website. But part of our website is under constructions"

(I thought you still haven't told me your company name and your website address)

He asked " Where are you working right now?"

I said "psychiatric center"

He asked " Which one?"

I said " A government funded one"

He said " No! I'm asking you what's the exact name of your workplace"

I said " It's a rehab center, alright!"

He stopped questioning.

(Such a rude jerk)

He asked "why did you leave your previous job?"

I said " cuz this job offers me higher salary"

He asked "What are you earning now?"

I said "i'm not anwering"

HE SAID " U KNOW WHAT? U KNOW ME"

I SAID " IS THAT ERNEST?"

He said " How do you know?"

I said " cuz i recognize your voice"

He said "really?"

Thoughts:

1. He's such a cheap ass. He's 40 or 41 years old now. He called me and pretend a stranger and asked me so many questions.
Assumptions: maybe he knew if he revealed his real identity, I won't answer any questions.

2. Why he has to pretend a stranger? why can't he be frank and 大大方方 and told me who he is and started asking questions normally?


Ooppss, I forgot:

He also said " it's really nice to chat with you again. let's meet up to have a drink and catch up"

I didn't wanna go, but i can't wait to get off the phone, so i tried to make things very simple, and I just said yes. (but i planned to not answer his call again"

He said " when are you free?"

I said " when ARE you free? how about saturday?"

He said " actually i've been really busy lately, I'll call you again"

CHEAP FAKE STUPID TWOFACE TRASH

Who does he think he is?

Why would I tell him how much I earn?

He also added "Your Chinese has improved a lot"

I thought what the hell does that supposed to mean?!